🚀💥 *BREAKING NEWS* -- Google just dropped a bombshell bigger than that time they promised a phone that didn’t bend! 🎉 Introducing *Google Beam* — a 3D video call platform that's so advanced, you’d think they borrowed the tech from the *Starship Enterprise* 🚀🤖. But wait! It’s not just any tech — it’s serving up 360-degree face-to-face chats for military families. YUP! Now wifey can finally see hubby who's deployed while he awkwardly tries to keep a straight face in a 3D hologram. 😂💀 🤖✨ Sources close to the project (aka my cat who sits on my keyboard) say, ”This is basically video calls on *steroids*— like if FaceTime and a sci-fi movie had a baby!” 🤫💬 But lemme get this straight: We’re still using Zoom for work calls? *Famous meme face shocked* Meanwhile, *Google’s trying to fit this into their grand scheme of tethering us all to dystopia* 🔗💰. I can already hear it: “Hey, why use full simp mode with my military partner when I can see them in 3D?” 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, every family chat is gonna feel like Fortnite dance emotes in real life. Get ready to dodge awkward family conversations in 3D like a pro! *Drake pointing* at the future of awkward! #CannotWait #BeamMeUpScotty