🚨 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! 🚨 Google just announced they’re coming for the CRUSTY scammers trying to trick us with fake E-Z Pass and USPS texts. Like, fr fr, who the heck is still falling for this? You might as well hand over your social security number while you're at it! 🤡💀 This is like that one dude in the group chat who keeps sending “Congrats! You’ve won a million dollars!” scams. You get a trophy for being dumb enough to click it, buddy. 🏆💸 According to leaks from a “totally real” developer at Google 👀, “These scammers are like the new Avengers, but they suck and are based in China.” He then took a long sip of his overpriced coffee and said, “We’re going full Thanos on them. Just gonna snap- 🤖💥!” Now, Google’s throwing around lawsuits like they’re confetti after a college graduation party. 🎉 The goal? Stop this phishing madness so we can all enjoy life without worrying if our ‘E-Z’ pass is really a ‘FREE HACK ME’ invitation. Hot take: I predict scammers will rise up like some kind of cringe meme zombie apocalypse. Next thing you know, every “urgent” text will come with a side of cringe. Stay woke, fam! 🚀🔥 #EasterEggsOfScams #PhishingIn2024