🎉BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE JUST ROLLED UP ON TEXT SCAMMERS LIKE A CHAD ON A LIBRARY COMPUTER💻😂🔥 So check it: Google hit the “sue” button on those pesky text scammers using their *scammy* cloud server like it’s a free trial, and BOOM, LIGHTHOUSE ENTERPRISE got wrecked! 🌊💥 According to a totally accurate and not-at-all fake Telegram post from the *“MVP of Scams”* 😈👀 (let’s call him Scammy McScamface), they’re now crying in the chat, “Our server is blocked! We will restore it ASAP!” I can almost hear the “This is fine” meme playing in the background! 😅💔 Meanwhile, Google’s just sitting back, sipping their chai lattes, and thinking, “Stonks 💰💯.” They basically just gave scammers the ultimate L, and I’m here for it! 🚀✨ Can we get a “no cap” clap in the comments for Big G coming through on the W? 👏🔥 But let’s be real, fr fr: What’s next? NFT scams on Google Maps? 🤖💀 My hot take? Google’s gonna drop a TikTok feature just to *expose* scammers while dancing 🤡💃. Y’all heard it here FIRST! Stay tuned for more chaos! 🤪💥 #TheseScammersCouldNever