👀💰💻💡 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A GOLDMAN SACHS PARTNER VS. YOUR LOCAL BARISTA 🎤☕️ Alright fam, buckle up because we’re diving into the wild world of Wall Street’s fave meme machine: the GS AI Assistant 🔥🤖 - a tool that's supposed to make ~46,000 Goldman Sachs employees less of a hot mess and more of a money-making machine! But plot twist: they might end up depending on it harder than that one friend who can’t order coffee without using Siri. 🤡🤦‍♂️ Exclusive leaked convo time! 💬👀 **Partner:** "Bro, I swear the GS AI Assistant knows more about stocks than I do! Help me with the risks, pls!" **AI:** *Error 404: Risk Management Not Found* 😵 But fr fr, are we really ready to hand our stock tips over to an AI? This is fine! 😅 The partner, Kerry Blum, practically drips with confidence... while the rest of us are screaming "this is totally cringe!" 😬💀 And hold onto your headsets, because here’s the prediction that’ll make your roommate’s mom’s cat weep: IN 5 YEARS, GOLDMAN SACHS EMPLOYEES WILL BE EXTERNAL DRONES. 💸🚀 They’ll just send the GS Assistant to schmooze with clients while they Netflix and chill at the office (after Wall Street hours, of course). Get ready for the stocks to go to the MOON 🚀 or crash faster than your hopes in 2020! Stonks! 📈 #GenAI #Based 💥