🚨💰 Y’all ain’t ready for this financial heist! Goldman Sachs just pulled a *big brain* move and is snatching up Industry Ventures for a jaw-dropping **$965M**! We low-key thought it was a typo—like, is this a money printer or a VC deal? 🤡💸 So, here’s the tea ☕: Goldman Sachs (you know, the finance wizards flexin’ like 🔥) is dropping **$665 million in cold hard cash** on this 25-year-old investment firm that’s been stacking $7 billion like it's Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds out here. 🤑💣 This isn’t just a regular exit, folks; it’s a whole alternate universe where stonks go brrrr 🥴. One insider (aka an imaginary developer we totally made up) said: “Bro, I thought we were just playing Monopoly, now we’re getting real-life money bags?!” 🤖🔥 And let’s be real, traditional VC exits are about as popular as a Windows Vista install—straight-up CRINGE. That’s why this buyout is a massive flex in focusing on the *soaring* secondary market. Just shout out to all the Gen Z investors 😂. 🔥 Unhinged Prediction 🔥: In 3 years, we’ll see Goldman Sachs drop a *Disney+*-style streaming service for investors and call it “GoldmanVision”! 📈📺 Hold onto your wallets, fam! This is fine! 🚀💀