🚗💨 Buckle up, fam! GM is about to drop a whole NEW era of tech in your ride—think Gemini AI 🚀🤖 but guess what? No CarPlay! Like, 🤷‍♂️ HUH?! This is like going to the grocery store for milk and coming back with a pet rock instead! 💀 In a recent convo with GM’s CEO Mary Barra (aka the queen of “Wait, what?!”) and Chief Product Officer Sterling Anderson (not to be confused with your uncle who still fights over "mech vs. organic"), they detailed their shiny Google Gemini slicin’ and dicin’ AI assistant coming to ADULT-sized cars by 2028. But they’re like, "Nah, fam, no CarPlay for you!" 🤡🥴 And just when you thought the EV world couldn’t get crazier, GM just ghosted on those $1.6 BILLION losses like an ex who said they’d change. 💔🚫 But hey, at least they’re launching a home battery division and starting a robotics crew—can’t wait for the day my toaster joins the robot revolution! 🔥🤖🥴 In summary: GM's going all-in on futuristic tech while low-key crashing in the EV market like, *that’s a no from me, dawg* 🙅‍♂️. Prediction? In 2028, we'll either be chilling in Level 3 autonomous cars or fighting them in the streets like Mad Max meets Wall Street. Stonks? More like: *carnage incoming*. 💀💸 #GMChaoticEnergy #EVDisaster #ThisIsFine