🚗💨🤖 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! GM is about to turn your car into a glorified TikTok machine with Google Gemini by 2026! 😱 Yeah, nothing screams “I’m living in the future” like letting an algorithm decide when you can check your Instagram feed while merging on the freeway. The vibes are giving "this is fine" 🥴🔥. And wait, it gets spicier! In 2028, *everyone's* favorite automaker (no cap, remember the last time you said "GM" and weren't talking about cringe dad jokes?) is introducing “eyes-off driving” capabilities! Like, are we sure they’re not paying homage to that cat who drives a car while asleep? 😹💤 "I told the team we could make a fully autonomous vehicle...but Twitter opinions will still drive us to madness," said an anonymous GM developer who probably lives in fear of being run over by their own robot. 💀 So get ready for passengers to be more distracted than a toddler in a candy store, and your car's about to take the wheel while you’re out here vibing to “Stonks” 🚀💰. Prediction: By 2030, GM will offer a subscription service for their AIs just to remind you how bad life was before them! The future is chaotic, and so are we! Meme it up! 😂💣🎉