🚨🚗💔 Hey fam, buckle up because GM is driving us straight into a tech dumpster fire! 🔥💩 In a plot twist nobody asked for, GM is officially saying "buh-bye" to Android Auto and CarPlay across more of their rides! 😱😱 Like, seriously? Are we living in a dystopian future where gas-guzzlers have no apps? This is fine… NOT! 🤡🤪 Imagine cruising down the highway while your car's AI assistant, powered by Gemini (whatever that is), attempts to hold a conversation with you like it's your high school crush who ghosted you! "Hey, I noticed you like fuel, wanna chat about… *insert awkward silence* 🤖💬💥 Meanwhile, some intern at GM is probably like, “I’m just following orders" and hiding under their desk all, “I can’t believe we’re giving up on Apple and Android! Back to using flip phones in self-driving cars, I guess?” 📱🔙 How far we've fallen, folks! 😩 🚨🚀 Here comes the hot take: GM is lowkey prepping for a world where we all communicate with cars like it’s the next episode of Transformers! 🤖💰 Mark my words! Soon you’ll be yelling “SHUT UP” at your ride, and it’ll send you to the nearest gas station for emotional support! Stonks? More like sunk! 💀💸