🎉🚗💥 General Motors is like, “Hold my beer, Tesla” and is about to drop some AI-infused chonk monsters on the road! 😱💀 Welcome to the future where your car is smarter than your average human (no cap)! 🤖🔥 In a totally *not boring* preview event, GM went full-on mad scientist and brought out an Escalade IQ that's like the "sassy best friend" of automated driving. 🏎️✨ It’s rocking a “Level 3” driving system that lets you be “hands-off, eyes-off,” like that time you tried to nap during a road trip and nearly fell into a ditch. 😂😭 But wait, there's more! They’re also throwin’ in battery tech that’s *so* advanced, it’s basically witchcraft. 🔋💰 Imagine your EV juicing up your entire house like, “Yeah bro, I've got stonks in electricity!” ⚡💸 In the words of an *alleged* developer: "We wanted to make cars that do more than just drive... like, what if they could also order pizza? 🍕😩" 💥 Here's the hot take: In 2030, you’ll ask your car to drive you to work, and it’ll literally ghost you because it's self-aware and hates your playlist! 🚀🤖💀 #ThisIsFine #GMChaos