🚀 Buckle up, fam! GM just revved up the chaos machine with their upcoming eyes-off, hands-off driving system launching in 2028! 🤖💀 You heard that right! In four short years, we’ll be driving like we’re in a Netflix binge—glued to our phones while trusting some A.I. to keep us alive! This ain't just a flex; it’s a whole MATHlete level of confidence! 🤡💰 GM's Cruise tech has clocked over 5 million driverless miles—no cap, that's more miles than my last relationship! 😭🚗💔 Imagine your car going, "I’m doing just fine, you just chill!” while you’re grinding your snacky snacks as you sob over your life choices. This is giving BIG 🚗💨 "This is fine" energy. Leaked developer quote: “I just hope the AI doesn’t pull a ‘stupid human’ and drive into a lake. 😬” And can we talk about how this leads to a whole new world of *autopilot TikTok challenges*? 🚀🔥 Mark my words: by 2029, influencers will be on the road showing you how to apply eye shadow while driving. Get ready for the wildest ride of your life—#autonomousmakeup! 💄✨ GM, don’t play us like a piñata. This is either revolutionary or a recipe for chaos—either way, it’s gonna be hilarious! 😂 #BuckleUp #Stonks 🤑