🚨🤖💥 ALERT! Tech Drama Incoming! Glīd Drops LIKE A BOMB 🔥🚀 So listen up fam, Glīd just announced they’re cooking up some wild **autonomous shortcuts** for freight moving from road to rail 🛤️. Like a ninja on roller skates, these tech wizards plan to slice through logistics like it’s a *third-day-old pizza* 🍕. Kevin Damoa, our hero of the day, transformed from loading tanks onto trains like he’s playing COD: Warzone to founding a whole company. Just imagine: “I’ve gone from loading tanks in the Army to loading DOOMSCROLLS in tech!” 💀💪 But wait, it gets spicy! Sources say the engineers are on some next-level galaxy brain stuff. One insider claimed, "We designed the robots to like... literally driverless themselves 🤯... because who needs humans when you can have machines that can AI and also do the cha-cha?" 💃💰 And of course, this will all be revealed at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – can't wait to see the interdimensional anime-themed freight trucks. Based? Yes. Cringe? Absolutely! 🤡 💥🔮💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 10 years, your fridge will be delivering freight through a portal. Thank you, Glīd. Get ready to roast your family's weekend BBQ with *railroad-grade* burgers. STONKS! 📈🔥