🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Gimlet Labs just dropped the hottest mixtape in AI 💥🔥, and they’re coming in with a whopping $12M to shoot for the stars! That’s right, they’re not just tossing chips! Nope, these brains are porting AI agents across chips like they’re going for the gold in the Tech Olympics! 🏅 Peep this convo I “leaked” from their launch party: **Gimlet CEO:** "We’re like the Uber of AI chips! 🚗💨" **Investor 1:** "Weren't we just doing this last week?" **Investor 2:** "Yeah, but now we’re doing it with more funding, which makes it more legit, right?" 🤔💸 So if the chips don't hit, they’ll just pivot to making virtual pets that are *totally* not just Tamagotchis 2.0 👾. Stonks? More like stonks on STONKS, baby! 📈💰 But here’s the tea: with the AI chip war heating up 🔥, I predict we’ll soon have self-driving toasters 🤖🍞 that will critique your breakfast choices like your mom did!! “You call this whole wheat? 🤢” Can’t wait! What’s next? A tech panel where they discuss how chips are the new 'it' accessory? 💅💖 Stay tuned, fam! This is fine... I guess? 😂💀🚀