🎃👻 Holy gaming haunts, fam! It’s that spooky time of year again where Sony's PlayStation Plus is dishing out some fire 🔥 content that’ll make you scream louder than that one jump scare you saw in Alan Wake 2! 😱💀 ✨ October's lineup is dropping like it's hot with the *2nd* game in a franchise that's basically the reason half of us have trust issues: The Last of Us Part 2. And let’s not forget Alan Wake 2, which I'm pretty sure is just a therapy session disguised as a video game. Dr. Wake, please come to the front! 🤬💔 But wait, there’s more! You can join the “$10 a month for a subscription that kinda slaps” club! Think of it as the Netflix of gaming but without all the time you spend scrolling. Like, fr fr, how many times can you rewatch that one romcom? 😒💅 Now throw in some extra tiers like Essential, Extra, and Premium, which sounds more like a vocabulary test than gaming options, right? 🤦‍♂️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We just wanted to make people cry. Is that too much to ask?” - A confused dev at Sony one coffee break. ☕️ In conclusion, you’ll be too busy binge-gaming this Halloween to even dress up as a meme! Next year, I predict we’ll be scared of AI-generated loot boxes that haunt our wallets. Yeah, you heard it here first! 🚀🎮💸 #Stonks #PlayStationPlus #ThisIsFine