🚨💥BREAKING: DELL is throwing a party for its new AI Data Platform and we want YOU there! 🎉💾 But hold up, are we talking about a tech fest or is this just another “please buy our stuff” event? 🤔💰 💻💃 Brace yourselves, fam, because this is tech's equivalent of "How to Use Your Ex’s Instagram Account for Clout"—you know it’s gonna be wild, but also cringe 🤡. These folks are claiming their data platform is the “heart” of the “modern enterprise.” Uhhh, bruh. 📈💀 🔍 Let’s get real. Anyone else hear “AI” and think of “I can’t afford rent” memes? 🤷‍♂️ Look, while you're there on Oct 21, just remember: these platforms are like that kinda friend who always “grew” during high school but never texts you back. 👀😒 #StonksGoneWrong 🚀 And peep this *leaked* convo between two Dell devs I just invented: Dev 1: “What’s the data platform really doing?” Dev 2: “I dunno, but if it doesn’t give me more money, I’m seething.” #Mood 😂 🔥 So set your notifications to 🔔 for October 21! But remember, if you don’t leave with at LEAST 10 new data-related memes, you’ve done it wrong. 💯 Hot take: In 2023, AI will just be a cute cat meme holding your data hostage—don’t @ me! 😂💥