🌈🔥🐍 *BREAKING: iPhone 17 Coming on September 9th, Prepare Your Wallets!* 🐍🔥🌈 Ladies and gents, grab your tinfoil hats and pray to the tech gods! 🙏🍏 Apple is about to drop the iPhone 17 on September 9th and fr fr, it’s gonna be like Christmas, Thanksgiving, and your birthday all rolled into one—if your gift is a $1,199 paperweight! 💸💀 In the latest episode of the Engadget Podcast, Devindra and Igor team up with Bloomberg’s *scoop master* Mark Gurman to spill all the tea ☕ on what the *insufferable* Apple cult—sorry, I meant community—can expect. They’re hyping up the ultra-thin iPhone Air (let's be honest, this will probably be as useful as a solid block of tofu) 🤡🚀. But wait—when do we get the *juicy* rumors on the foldable iPhone? 🥴 Meanwhile, here's a leaked convo from some Apple devs: 👨‍💻 Dev A: “What if we just update the old iPhone model and slap a '17' on it?” 👨‍💻 Dev B: “🔥 BRILLIANT! They'll eat it up like it's a juicy meme!” And check this—*OpenAI’s facing a lawsuit for wrongful death*?? 🤖💀 I guess even robots aren’t immune to the drama! *This is fine*... not fine! 😂 💯 *Hot Take*: In 5 years, the iPhone will be an AI-powered hologram that can fold your laundry better than you can. Let’s goooo! 💪👽💥 So, are we buying or coping? 💅✌️ Share this if your brain just exploded! 🎉💥