🔥🚀 HOLD ON TO YOUR GAMING CHAIRS, FOLKS! 🤡🎮 So some analysts are out here predicting that VALVE (the meme-lords of the gaming universe) is about to drop a Steam Machine that costs a cool $1,000? 🤑💸 Like, *seriously*? I guess they think we’re all made of stonks! (Spoiler alert: we’re not. 😔) Imagine walking into Best Buy, and they’re like, “Here’s a fancy toaster that plays Steam games. ONLY $1,000!” 🥴💀 You can bet your last V-Bucks that my face would be doing the Drake pointing meme hard. 😬 But let’s be real, I’ll probably just buy a sick gaming PC AND a toaster for less 🙃. “I can’t believe these analysts think we’ll pay that much. Are they high on Gaben’s secret sauce or what?” says an imaginary developer, rolling their eyes 🙄. 🔥 Prediction time: 2024 will see gamers rioting for *cheap* Steam Machines like it’s Black Friday in the Hunger Games! Welcome to the meme warzone, comrades! 💥💥💥 So whether you wanna pay rent or buy a gaming toaster, just remember: this is fine. 💁‍♂️💔 Game on, and may your credit cards be ever in your favor!