🎮👊 *BREAKING NEWS* FROM BEYOND THE HADOUKEN DIMENSION*👊🎮 Y’all, grab your controller and prepare for the cinematic resurrection we never asked for: the **Street Fighter movie** is jumping into theaters on *October 16th, 2026 🚀💰*. Yeah, you heard me right. That's a year when we won't even be worried about if the world’s ending because the new *Avatar* will be out, and no one will notice this hot dumpster fire. 🌍🔥 👀 *Check this casting disaster*: - Ryu = **Andrew Koji** (???) - Ken = **Noah Centineo** (we’re DOA already) - Chun-Li = **Callina Liang** (ok, maybe her legs can save this) - Blanka = **Jason Momoa** (imagine him throwing a Hadouken while wearing Aquaman’s hair💀) *Leaked conversation with a “Hollywood insider” (aka my cat)*: 🐈: “Do they really expect me to watch Jason Momoa turn green and roll around?” Me: “Honestly? It’ll be lit… in a throw-it-on-the-fireplace kinda way." Remember that cringe *Netflix* adaptation? 😂 Yeah, hold my popcorn while we see if this one’s “based” or just another “this is fine” meme waiting to happen. *Prediction*: By 2026, we’ll all be using a teleportation device to escape reality, and the best part? Street Fighter will be the OFFICIAL VR training program for high-stakes legal battles over who the *real* Ryu is. *TL;DR?* Just like your ex, this movie is going to be a glorious train wreck. 🚂💨✨ #HADOUKENORNAH