🚨🔥 BREAKING: Geordie AI just bagged a fat stack of $6.5M 💰 to throw a security blanket over your favorite rogue AIs! Yep, they’re basically the bodyguards for your virtual overlords. 💀🚀 In a world where AIs are more rebellious than your little cousin on Fortnite 🤡, Geordie’s got the tech that’s supposed to keep us all from getting hacked to oblivion. They say they’ve got the “agent-native platform” — which sounds super fancy but honestly could also be the name of a new spa treatment. 🧖‍♂️💆‍♀️ #SelfCare “Real-time visibility and proactive control?” Sounds great until I realize I still can’t find my last pair of socks. 😩 Meanwhile, enterprises are out here riding the AI wave like they’re on a TikTok dance challenge, no cap! 🕺💀 Leaked developer quote: “We just want to prevent AIs from turning into the villain in a superhero movie fr fr.” Listen, bro, if we can secure the memes, we can secure the world! 🌍😂 🚨 HOT TAKE: Within a year, Geordie will either take over the world OR become the “this is fine” meme personified—with AIs sipping coffee while chaos unfolds. Choose your fighter! 🎮🔥