🚨🧠💔 BREAKING NEWS: THE GREAT AGI HIATUS! 💔🧠🚨 So, ya boy Geoffrey Hinton and his homie Yoshua Bengio just dropped a *major* statement louder than your mom trying to wake you up for school! 🚀💤 They’re pulling a total "suspension of AGI development" move like they're the teachers giving you extra homework after you didn’t turn in your assignment! 🙄👩‍🏫📚 💡🌌 Think of it as the scientific equivalent of the "This Is Fine" dog meme – everything’s burning, and they’re just sipping tea in denial! ☕🔥 Like, fr fr, can we PLEASE take a break from turning our laptops into mini Skynet? 🤖💀 But wait, it gets juicier! *Leaked* developer chat reveals: Hinton: “We’re just trying to save humanity from our own coding mistakes!” 😅 Bengio: “Bro, I thought we were building helpful robots, not Terminators!” 💀🔥 💰💸 Meanwhile, tech bros are out here seething like they just missed out on the latest NFT drop. “But, AGI could’ve made me STONKS!” 🤡📉 🔮🔥 Hot Take Alert: The AGI pause is 100% a plot twist by big tech to sell us AI-assisted coffee machines instead! Next up, you'll tell me VHS tapes are making a comeback! 📼🚀 #GetReadyForTheFuture Share this chaos or forever hold your peace! 🥴✨