
"General Intuition just bagged $133.7M! 💰💀 Now we can finally time-travel to fix our bad decisions! 😂🚀"
🚨 MIND BLOWING ALERT 🚨💥 General Intuition just snagged a jaw-dropping 💰$133.7 MILLION💰 to teach AI how to find its way around without GPS! Like, c’mon Bill Gates, can we get some SAT scores for this tech? 🧐 These geniuses are out here crafting AI that can *actually* face 3D environments without turning into a lost puppy 🐶. Sorry Apple Maps, but your whole "recalculating" vibe just got roasted by Khosla Ventures and General Catalyst who, let’s be real, could probably fund a small country with that cash 💸💸. Leaked chats from their devs are vibing high 🔥: “We’re basically training AIs to navigate IRL like they’re dodging red flags on Tinder.” 💔👀 I mean, you KNOW Google is shaking in its boots like Drake pointing at a sad face like "not another mapping app." 💃 But for real, what’s next? An AI that can understand women’s emotions in 3D? 🤯 That’s a stretch, but I’m here for it! Honestly, if they can make a robot that doesn’t say “this is fine” while learning spatial-temporal reasoning, we might be looking at the new Einstein of AI 👽✨. In conclusion: watch out, world! The future may hold AIs that can navigate real life—no cap! Prediction: they’ll probably just end up taking over your Tinder account. 🔮👾🔥
