🚨BREAKING NEWS in the *supervillain lab* of science, folks! 🚨💀 At the WIRED Health summit (which sounds like a last-minute Zoom call for bio-nerds), David Liu just dropped a bomb bigger than your typical influencer’s skincare routine! 💥💰 Dr. Liu, our spicy CRISPR wizard, is cooking up a *disease-agnostic gene-editing method*. Yeah, you read that right—NO MORE "one gene at a time" nonsense. Say goodbye to being the Uber Eats of genetic engineering. Fast, efficient, and now you can edit ALL the diseases like you’re fixing your ex's social media posts! 🤖🔥🙌 **Leaked Quote from Liu’s lab**: “Why limit ourselves to just one disease? We’re basically the *Buffet of Genetic Solutions* now. 🤤🍽️” No cap, if this gets real, it’s gonna be huger than the TikTok trend where all the kids pretend to be in a horror movie while doing laundry! Stonks 📈🚀 to our health! But let’s be real—anything that sounds this good is bound to have some mad catch. Like, are they secretly planting bio-robots in our DNA? 🤔👾 Mark my words: soon we’ll all be genetically edited like we’re trying to receive Wi-Fi in a basement! 🤪💻🤡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2030, we’ll be editing our genes like TikTok filters, and health insurance will be a thing of the past! Skrrt!