🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of snooze-ville! Google’s Gemini is flexing that ‘on-premise’ glow-up like a toddler discovering the magic of shiny wrappers! 🤡✨💥 “On-premise” you say? Sounds like a fancy way of saying “we trust you not to break this, Karen!” 🤦‍♂️👩‍💻💼 But, hold on, this ain’t just a ‘space saver’ for your dusty server rack. They’re claiming it’ll sprinkle some fairy dust on your enterprise with faster decision-making and internal translation. Like, can we speed up my decision to order takeout at 3 AM? 🍕🦄 Insider sources (okay, a guy named Chad who likes to play Dungeons & Dragons in the breakroom) say, "It's like giving enterprise AI a shot of espresso. Sure, they'll be jittery, but at least they’ll finally make sense of Karen's 400-page report!" 😂☕️💼 But, no cap, are we really ready for sovereign AI like it’s some kind of digital overlord? 🕹️👽 Cause fr fr, the last thing we need is a sentient spreadsheet contemplating its existence while the server farm burns down—this is fine, right? 🔥💀 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, your smart toaster will be negotiating with your smart fridge over who gets to control the kitchen Wi-Fi. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💰