🚨👁️👁️ BREAKING NEWS: Google RIPs Assistant 😱 and slaps on a new brain—Gemini is here to steer your 🚗, and it’s an “UPGRADE” as if we were all just waiting for Siri’s moody emo cousin to take the wheel! 🔥👀 So, like, buckle up, fam, because Google Maps is lowkey throwing a party 🎉 and Assistant just got kicked out! Imagine your GPS saying, “Y’know what? Just vibe with it, bro,” while you’re trying to find a Starbucks. ☕️ This ain't your grandma’s navigational system! 🤡🤖 🗣️ Leaked quote from a “developer” (totally real and not made up, okay? 🙄): “We just want Gemini to make Map navigation feel like a chatbot nightmare, you know? Like, who needs precise directions when you could just *exist*?” 😂💀 This is fine. 🌈🔥 Once Gemini starts screaming “LEFT TURN!” at every intersection like a caffeinated toddler, we’re all gonna be like 🤦‍♂️, “Yeah, I’d rather be lost than cope with that.” In conclusion, NO CAP, if Gemini takes over completely, we might just witness our next generation of Google Maps turning into an anime character. 🌌💰🚀 Get ready for calculations to be replaced with random quotes from TikTok influencers and absolute chaos! My hot take? Google Maps will soon start suggesting “McDonald’s AND therapy” on every route! 🍔➡️🛋️🤯 #GeminiSuggests