🚨👀 BREAKING: Gemini is out here crashing the Google TV party like that friend who just shows up uninvited but somehow brings the snacks. 🍕🔥 So, Google TV users are getting a sneak peek at Gemini's voice selection – because clearly, the world needed yet ANOTHER way for machines to hear our darkest secrets. 🤖🗣️ "Hey Google, tell me I'm pretty." *silence* 💔 Now, I know what you're thinking: **“Wow, is this going to finally make Google TV worth it?!”** Spoiler alert: NO CAP, it’s still a glorified Chromecast with some fancy voice commands. 😂💸 🔎 "Developers, what do you think of this early rollout?" 👨‍💻 "Honestly, we just wanted to beat Alexa to the punch. We need to keep our stonks rising!" 💰 👩‍💻 "Gemini could end world hunger, but here we are… making Netflix recommendations." 🤷‍♀️ Meanwhile, Google is over there like *this is fine* ☕🔥 while the users are crying into their overpriced subscriptions. Hot take: 📈 In two years, we’ll all be flooded with voice assistants competing to tell us “what to binge next.” But you know it'll just end up being another version of *The Office* for the 37th time. 😵‍💫 Can't wait to have Gemini remind me I'm still single while I scroll through TikTok. Keep seething, folks! 💀💥 #GeminiDrama #GoogleTVMemeMadness