✨💎🚨 HOLD UP EVERYONE 🚨💎✨ Did Google *literally* just crack the code for NOT being the most boring tech company of ALL TIME?! 🤯 No cap, they're dropping Gemini Gems for your “incredibly busy” friends and family who can’t even find their keys 🗝️🔥. Like, are we making digital assistants or just fancy paperweights?! ✨🌌 Imagine gifting your bestie a “Gem” that reminds him to take out the trash, while you’re over here still waiting for Gmail to load your emails like it’s 1999. 💀💔 👀👀 BREAKING "leaked" Ted from Google says, “Gemini Gems are great because they make people feel like they’re managing less... when in reality they’re just procrastinating harder!” 😂🙌 based. But really, who asked for personalized digital helpers? Are we ever gonna use them, or just let them gather digital dust in the cloud? ☁️🕵️‍♂️ Cope & seethe, fam! Hot take: In 2024, Gemini Gems will be the new Tamagotchi. You’ll be frantically trying to keep a digital penguin alive while wondering if AI will take over your job. GET READY. 🚀🔥 Share this if you want a Gemini that reminds you to actually live your life! 😤💯💸