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Geely just said "NASA who?" 🚀🌌 China’s flexing with car-sized satellites! #SpaceGoals 💀🔥 #ChinaRise
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Geely just said "NASA who?" 🚀🌌 China’s flexing with car-sized satellites! #SpaceGoals 💀🔥 #ChinaRise

August 22, 2025
2 months ago
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🚀💥 Hold onto your seatbelts, fam, 'cause Geely just launched satellites like they're the new iPhone and we’re ALL stuck with Android! 🤯🚙💨 That’s right, China’s got their 🚗💨 game plan locked in—watch out Tesla, your boy Elon might just get a parking ticket from the Milky Way! 🌌🤡 In a world where gas prices have us feeling like we’re in the Hunger Games, Geely said, “😎 Oh you thought we were just making cars? Nah fam, we’re launching satellites to dominate the galaxy too! #Stonks” 📈💰 💬 A "leaked" chat from one of their developers said: “Honestly, I just thought launching cars was hard. Now I gotta worry about space traffic? 🤦‍♂️” 🤖🔥 News flash: This isn't your grandma's Oldsmobile. While you’re sipping coffee, Geely’s out here sipping stardust! 🌌😜 But let’s keep it real—next thing you know, they’ll be releasing a line of space-buggy SUVs equipped with WiFi so you can stream TikToks in zero gravity! No cap, that’s a major flex! 🚙🌠 🔥🛸 MARK MY WORDS: In 5 years, we'll all be buying our next cars from an intergalactic dealership—even your grandma will need a space license! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💸

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#Geely#Satellites#China#Automakers#Space
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