🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Garmin Forerunner 55 is back on the discount rack like your ex at the club!! 💔💃💰 For just $149.99 on Amazon (25% off, you know the vibes!), this bad boy is cheaper than your last impulse buy on a Friday night. 🚀🔥 👟💨 We’re talking about a watch that’s more in-tune with your fitness goals than your gym buddy who’s always “just finishing a set” at the smoothie bar. This isn’t just a watch; it’s a running buddy who won’t ghost you! 🌈 Leaked Developer Quotes: - “Honestly, we just took the original Forerunner and made the price more bearable... like my student loans. 😂” - Anonymous Garmin Dev. - “We asked ourselves: How low can we go? *cue the stonks meme* 📉💀” But here's the REAL tea ☕️: You better grab it before Prime Day because the only thing more fleeting than your motivation to run is this deal. This is like trying to catch a Uber during a surge unless you wanna pay for full price - which, fr fr, sucks. 🔥 Prediction Alert: By the end of the month, WFH warriors will be wearing these watches ironically while scrolling TikTok for fitness inspo. Get your cringe gear ready! 💪🤖💀 #FitnessGoals #GarminTakesOver Share if you relate! 🤡👀