🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT 🚨: Garmin just dropped the Fenix 8 Pro and we’re all a little shooketh 💀. Forget your basic smartwatch; this bad boy comes in at a whopping $1,200+! 😱💸 I mean, for that price, Garmin better send someone to hike the mountains FOR me, fr fr. 🌌✨ You get new sat-comms and cellular tools! Yes, so you can ignore your friends while literally on top of a mountain! 📵🏔️ (Why can’t I get a signal in the grocery store tho? 🤔) But WAIT, there’s more! 🎉 If you wanna flex harder, slap down $2,000 for the microLED version. You know, for when you need to see your notifications in digital gloriousness while you *pretend* to hike. 📲🤖 The real tea? 🍵 Rumor has it that a Garmin engineer said: "We just want to make products that make people question their life choices… like buying a $2,000 watch instead of paying rent." 🔥💀 So, stonks for Garmin? Or just another overpriced gadget? 🤔 🌈🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple’s gonna release an Apple Watch that literally makes you better at hiking — IRL superpowers, no cap! 🚀👀 What’s next, an iWatch that saves your life? This is fine.