🎮💰🚨 WHOA GAMERS, HOLD UP! Newegg is giving away three months of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate for the low-price steal of ONLY $52 (down from $60)! 😱💥 Just pop in code SSE2589 and feel like a total ninja at checkout! 🥷💸 But wait, before you flex that shiny new discount, remember Microsoft just preferred you to get your wallet STRETCHED like a yoga master 🧘‍♂️ by hiking that one-month price to a cringe-worthy $30. Charge these prices to the game industry’s “🔥This is Fine🔥” mentality. 🔥💀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Yeah, we thought raising prices would make them value the service more... 🤡 🤕🤷‍♂️" But hey, no cap, **Game Pass Ultimate** is still one of the GOATs, serving up a buffet of over 400 games 🍽️, including the recent indie sensation, **Ball x Pit** (definitely wrecking productivity at your job 🙈💼). Plus, now you can get your Ubisoft fix too! #Stonks for sure! 🤑🚀 So, what are you waiting for? Do NOT forget to cancel after the three months or risk having your bank account bludgeoned! 💥💀💳💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Microsoft will announce that Game Pass now costs 300 donuts a month, and gamers will STILL be like, “Where can I sign up?” 🤯🍩 #Based.