🚨🎮 GET READY TO LEVEL UP! 🎮🚨 September's Game Pass drop just went from snooze-fest to POGgers with the arrival of **Hollow Knight: Silksong**! After a *7-YEAR* wait, that hornet-shaped beauty is finally buzzing into our lives on September 4, 2025! 🤯💣 But here’s the kicker: while Xbox trumpeted this sequel back in June 2022 like it was the *Second Coming* of Christ, we’re still sitting here like, "WHERE TF IS MY GAME?!" 🕰️😤 #CopingHard Team Cherry screams into the void, “$20 on all platforms! 🎟️” But, plot twist: Nintendo Switch 2 backers get some spicy upgrade, while us Switch 1 suckers get to sit in the corner like they’re with little Timmy at recess. 🥺✨ *Psst, Jeff from Team Cherry commented*, “We're basically a cult at this point. Send help!” 😂 And if you’re still here reading, bless your heart! Let’s not forget our other gem: **I Am Your Beast**... which sounds exactly like my last Tinder date. 🤖💔 🔥💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Within 2 years, Game Pass will add a subscription tier just for people who *pretend* to buy games, because let’s be real, the normie gamers just can’t handle the Indie drip anymore. #Stonks 💸💸 Share this chaos NOW! 🚀🤡