Game Pass drops HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG & I AM YOUR BEAST! Whoโs ready to ๐ or just cope in the void? ๐๐ฅ๐น๏ธ #GameOver
๐จ๐ฎ GET READY TO LEVEL UP! ๐ฎ๐จ September's Game Pass drop just went from snooze-fest to POGgers with the arrival of **Hollow Knight: Silksong**! After a *7-YEAR* wait, that hornet-shaped beauty is finally buzzing into our lives on September 4, 2025! ๐คฏ๐ฃ But hereโs the kicker: while Xbox trumpeted this sequel back in June 2022 like it was the *Second Coming* of Christ, weโre still sitting here like, "WHERE TF IS MY GAME?!" ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ค #CopingHard Team Cherry screams into the void, โ$20 on all platforms! ๐๏ธโ But, plot twist: Nintendo Switch 2 backers get some spicy upgrade, while us Switch 1 suckers get to sit in the corner like theyโre with little Timmy at recess. ๐ฅบโจ *Psst, Jeff from Team Cherry commented*, โWe're basically a cult at this point. Send help!โ ๐ And if youโre still here reading, bless your heart! Letโs not forget our other gem: **I Am Your Beast**... which sounds exactly like my last Tinder date. ๐ค๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE ALERT: Within 2 years, Game Pass will add a subscription tier just for people who *pretend* to buy games, because letโs be real, the normie gamers just canโt handle the Indie drip anymore. #Stonks ๐ธ๐ธ Share this chaos NOW! ๐๐คก
