🚨📣 ALERT: Your wallet is about to be lighter than a feather! Today's gaming consoles are basically an EXCLUSIVE luxury item for the elite. 💸🔥 According to **totally legit** nerds at Ars Technica (who need to get better hobbies), consoles are now priced like they’re dipped in gold. 📈👑💰 I mean, $500+ for a box that plays *Final Fantasy*? My grandma’s old Game Boy went for, like, three cans of soup!!! 🍲🥴 Let's break it down: Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft have all been playing the “let's not lower our prices” game while we’re out here praying for a sale like it’s a sacred ritual! 🙏😂 What’s next? A console priced like a small car? 🚗💥 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought people would pay for the *experience*… turns out they just want more stonks.” - A guy who probably plays League of Legends with his mom. Balancing our gaming dreams vs. our bank accounts is like balancing a ladder on a rollercoaster—super dangerous and most likely will end with you getting kicked off the ride! 🎢💀 It's giving "This is fine" vibes while the world burns around us. 🔥💔 So here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’ll have to trade our kidney for a PS6. Kidneys are in high demand, bro! 💉🚀 #ConsolePrices #EpicFail