🚨📱✨BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy Z 'TriFold' is here to remind us that *everything* can fold, including my sanity! 🤯💔 Last seen: folding laptops, folding tablets, and now—drum roll, please—FOLDABLE PHONES that are THINNER than your hopes of getting a good night's sleep after using TikTok for 7 hours straight. 💀💤 💼💸 According to a leaked quote from a totally real Samsung developer (wink wink), “We ran out of names, so we just added more folds. In the end, if it’s thin enough, we can sell it, right?” 😂🤡 I mean, can we just appreciate the mental gymnastics? Keep folding until it fits in your wallet! 💰 Meanwhile, other brands are out here still trying to figure out how to get their phones to *not* explode (RIP Galaxy Note 7) 🚀🔥. A Samsung exec was quoted saying, “Honestly, the more folds, the more hope users have that it’ll survive at least one drop.” Wow. Talk about *copium*. If you think this is the peak, just wait till the Galaxy Z QuadFold drops 🤯. It’ll be so thin, it’ll be a slice of air! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be flipping our phones like pancakes and calling it the “Galaxy Z Flapjack!” 🥞📲 #FoldedIntoOblivion #StonksUp 📈