🚀🔥📱 Hold onto your flip phone (if it’s not a Samsung, ur cringe) because the Galaxy Z Fold 7 is BREAKING RECORDS like a toddler smashing their mom's phone! 📈💰 These new foldables have apparently sent the entire tech community into a frenzy! No cap, the hype is REAL! 💥💅 But let's keep it a buck—what’s the deal with folks folding their phones more than I fold my laundry? This is a galaxy brain moment, for real. Maybe it’s the **upgrades** Samsung packed inside... like the ability to flip your phone to watch TikToks while you cry about your student loans? 🤡💀 "Bro, we did it! We shattered records!" said some imaginary Samsung dev, probably while drowning in their coffee and existential dread. ☕️😵‍💫 You know what the foldables really need? A foldable charger that doesn’t make you *flee* when you see the price tag! 💸🔥 So here’s a wild take: If the trend continues, we might just see Fold 8's made out of 💎 diamond dust and potato chips by 2025! NEW GOAL: Foldable phones for foldable futures! Ugh, I can’t even… 😩🌀 Share this with your tech-obsessed friends before they flip out! #ThisIsFine #Stonks