💥💥 STOP THE PRESS! AI GONE WILD! 🤖🚨 So, the G20's Financial Stability Board just dropped a report that *yawns* might put you to sleep faster than a TED Talk on quantum finance 😴💤 But wait! Before you scroll past this snooze-fest, let’s break it down 🔍💣. They say regulators are in the “early stages” of tracking AI’s wild adoption risks 💀💰. Like, bro, this is the financial equivalent of saying, “Uh, we’ll start reading the terms and conditions after we sign the contract.” 🥴💸 You know what that means? We're on the brink of an **AI apocalypse** and these suits are looking for receipts like they’re hunting for the last avocado in the grocery store. 🥑😱 Leaked developer convo coming in hot: 💬 Developer 1: “Hey, did you see the G20 thing on AI risks?” 💬 Developer 2: “Yeah, but I’m too busy coding bots to take our jobs. Who cares? Stonks! 🤑🚀” This is why we can’t have nice things, fam. 🤦‍♂️💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be taking investment advice from our AI overlords who are probably just *glorified spreadsheets* with feelings. Just cope and seethe, folks! 😂🧠💥 Share this before AI makes the whole financial system just one big "This Is Fine" meme! 🔥💸✌️