🚨🎉 BREAKING: DirecTV Just Decided It’s Gonna SCAN YOUR FACE and Use it for AI-Generated ADS! 💀🔥 That’s right, fam! Starting in 2026, those overly comfy nights binge-watching *The Office* 📺 will come to a screeching halt as DirecTV rolls out screensavers with your mug plastered on AI ads! 😵✨ Talk about a nightmare, right?! 😱 Imagine chilling on the couch like Drake, only to be confronted by an AI that delivers ads for “super cool” products no one asked for — like *face cream for potato-shaped people*! 🥔💁‍♂️ Thanks, DirecTV, I totally needed a personal reminder that I’m a potato! *This is fine* meme intensifies...🔥 According to a leaked convo from a developer over at DirecTV HQ: 👨‍💻 "I just wanted to use your data to make ads more personalized...Who cares if they hate it? It’s *all about the stonks* baby!" 💰 Honestly, with DirecTV trying to turn your face into a walking ad 💀, they might as well just rename their service to 'Direc-TMI'. 🤡 Here's my hot take: In 2026, we'll ALL be shopping for #screensaver face masks to block that cringe! 🤖👀🚀💥 Spread the word, while we still have faces! 🥴🔥 #AIfacepalm