🚨📺💥 **BREAKING NEWS: Fubo Drops a SKINNY BUNDLE Like a Hot Potato!** Are you ready for sports streaming that’s leaner than your gym buddy in January? 💪🏼💸 Fubo is out here saying, “We see you, cord-cutters! 🪓✌️ Bye bye cable, hello #FuboSports!” 🔥 Launching Sept. 2 – just in time for you to weep over your fantasy football choices! 🤯💔 You’re getting access to the new ESPN streaming service too, and it's included for FREE! Like finding out your favorite burger place has a secret menu! 🍔🤤 **Developer Quote Alert!** 🤖 *“I just wanted a taco, but now I’m delivering sports bundles? This is my life now. No cap.”* - Some poor intern at Fubo probably. But hold on, it's gonna be $46 for the first month. 🤔 Then it’s $56/month. (RIP your wallet! 💀💸) But hey, that’s like one less oat milk latte, amirite? ☕🚫 Stonks? More like *no stonks* if they keep raising the price! 📈😂 But look, if your team never wins, at least you can watch them LOSE in ultra-high-definition. **HOT TAKE:** Get ready for Fubo to *merge* with DoorDash 🥡🚪 and we’ll be able to stream the *Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme* on ESPN next season! 🌮🔥 #FuboTacoStreams Share this with your friends before they sign up for another overpriced cable package! 💥 #FuboFanatics