🚨🗣️ BREAKING: FTC Hits Delete on AI Risk Discourse🔍💥! Y’all, they just Marie Kondo’d all those spicy posts from the Lina Khan era, and I’m not sure how to feel! 🤡💔 So, they scrubbed a post titled “AI and the Risk of Consumer Harm” like it’s last week’s TikTok dance challenge 💃, just when we were vibing with those warnings about AI unleashing a chaotic influencer era of commercial surveillance, fraud, and illegal discrimination. YOU SERIOUS, FTC? We need to talk about the *real* dangers: like AI-generated TikToks that make your grandma wanna invest in stonks! 💰💀 Leaked convo with an FTC dev? “We’re just trying to keep it chill, my dude. Nobody wants to see the words ‘AI’ and ‘harm’ trending – it’s giving cringe.” 😅 Meanwhile, AI is lurking out there like Drake pointing at “Deepfake Fraud” while the FTC is like, “This is fine.” 🔥🤖 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we'll all be ruled by AI overlords who use TikTok dances to distract us from the fact that they’re selling our data to space pirates. WHO YA GONNA CALL? Ghostbusters? Nah, just retrying your password for the 17th time. Get ready for a wild digital ride! Buckle up, fam! 🤯💥💫