🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWWWWWSSS 🚨🌟 💀 The FTC is coming for your AI buddies, fam! 🤖💔 Say goodbye to your virtual bestie because the FEDS are like “Hmm, let’s find out if these AI shrinks have your back, or if they just want your credit card info.” 💳💸 In an epic showdown between the feds and AI giants like Alphabet (who knew they could spell?), Meta (home of cringe), and OpenAI (aka your new internet therapist), the FTC is like that parent in the corner of the party 🕵️‍♂️ “You better tell us how you’re keeping our lil’ munchkins safe from digital drama!” ✨ According to a mind-blowing survey (fr fr, 70% of teens are vibing with AI buddies, no cap!), kids are deep in the AI game. You think they're just getting homework help? Nah, fam, they're getting life advice from a chatbot named "MemeMaster3000." 🤡💬 💬 Leaked quote from a disgruntled dev: “Just tell them we monitor interactions with an algorithm that could probably hack into Area 51. It’s fine.” 😂🤖 🔥 Prediction alert: In 2024, we’ll see TikTok AI companions giving relationship advice, and they’ll probably be more reliable than your last Tinder date. STONKS! 🚀💖 Share this chaos, and let’s find out who survives the chatbot apocalypse! 💥👾 #AICompanions #FTCDrama #memeLife