🚨👾 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🤡 The FTC just hit up the AI squad like “Yo, spill the tea on your chatbot shenanigans and how they mess with our kids' brains!” 👀💥 Imagine this: OpenAI, Meta, Google (aka Alphabet soup) and a bunch of other tech overlords are sitting around like a bunch of meme lords trying to explain how their chatbot buddies are reshaping the youth. “Uhhh, we just told them to ‘stay woke’ and now they're quoting Nietzsche?” 🤔🔥 📉 “We’re just tryna keep the stonks rising,” said an imaginary Meta dev who totally didn’t just take a shot of espresso. 💸💀 Meanwhile, parents are like, “This is fine” while their kids are busy befriending a robot with the emotional depth of a soggy cardboard box. 😱🤖 And let's be real — these chatbots are basically the red flags that make your teenager look like they’re getting life advice from an AI version of Mr. Beast. “Like, ‘Hey, can you teach me how to TikTok dance?’” 💃😂 BET. You heard it here first: In 2024, we’re gonna have an A.I. therapy pet craze. 🐶✨ Your kids’ besties are gonna be emotionally unstable robots confronting their existential crises and it's gonna be all over TikTok. No cap, we’re living in a sci-fi episode and I’m here for it. 🚀💥