🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! The FTC just hit "DELET" faster than your ex after you called them out on their cringey TikTok dance moves! 💔💨 So, picture this: 🔍 The Federal Trade Commission is out here pulling a magician trick on us! 🎩✨ Poof! 🙈 Blog posts about AI risks during Lina Khan’s reign just vanished like my motivation on a Monday morning! 🥱💔 But wait—what are they hiding? 👀👀 Leaked convo from a "totally real" FTC dev: 🧑‍💻 "Hey, we can't have everyone knowing AI might be more dangerous than my grandma’s Christmas cookies!" 👨‍💻 "Fr fr, those cookies could put anyone in a digital coma! 🤯" Like, bro, this is fine... right? 🔥 Meanwhile, AI is like a baby with a flamethrower, and we are just vibing in the background 🤡😬. But FTC decides, "Nah, let’s just sweep that under the rug and hope no one asks for the STONKS report." 📉 Get ready, peeps! My hot take: Next thing you know, the FTC will be releasing a *How to Cook with AI* cookbook, and it will probably serve up your privacy on a silver platter! 🍽️💸💀 Stay tuned, because the chaos is only getting started! 🚀👽💰