🚨🔥BREAKING: The FTC just dropped the ultimate anti-competition mixtape: Zillow vs Redfin Edition! 🎤👀 Gather ‘round, folks, because Zillow allegedly threw a fat stack 💰 of cash (like, WHOA $100 million) at Redfin to play jump rope with their competition like it’s recess in 3rd grade. 🚸 The FTC’s coming in hot with claims that this deal is about as fair as a Fortnite player using aim assist. 💀👾 But wait, here’s Zillow trying to be the good guy, claiming, “Nah fam, we’re all about that renter life.” 🤷‍♂️ Like, sounds more like “we're the monopoly man but in cozy sweaters” vibes! 🤡🤑 Imagine these two tech giants in a Zoom call: **Zillow:** "Bro, what if we paid you to NOT compete?" **Redfin:** "Isn’t that like asking your friend to NOT go to the party you just invited them to? 🤔" **Zillow:** "Exactly. STONKS!" 🚀💸 The wind-up? This whole rental listing saga is giving off major “This is fine” vibes while the internet’s on fire 🔥💀. The real mystery? Who’s gonna break out the popcorn when they go to court? 🍿🍸 Mark my words: This is just the beginning. Next thing you know, Zillow and Redfin are gonna start their own wrestling league called “Antitrust Rumble”! 🤼‍♂️💣 #TakeMyMoney 💥💔