🌟🐸 MARCH OF THE FROGS: THE RIBBIT REVOLUTION 🐸🔥 Yo, Portland is literally froggin’ lit right now! Forget the “No Kings” protest, this crowd was so massive, even Thanos would be like “chill bro, that’s not balanced” 😱💥. Picture this: thousands of people rocking inflatable frog costumes jumping around like they just discovered TikTok dances. It's giving major "frog dance party" vibes and I’m here for it! 🎉🕺 Forget about counting heads—I’m pretty sure I saw at least one frog doing the worm and another one hitting a dab. If you’re not wearing a frog suit in this climate, you’re basically asking for a “seethe” badge. 🤡✨ So, President Donny T signed an executive order on "domestic terror," and people's reaction is to say “it’s fine 🐸🔥.” Nah, no cap, that could’ve been a fan-fic titled "Frogger vs. The System!" Imagine the epic showdowns! 🚀💰 🧠💥 Leaked quote from a 'protest frog': “We tried doing serious activism, but it was too normal. Ribbit, let’s hop to the top!” 🔥**Unhinged Prediction**: In the next protest, I bet the inflatable frogs will start demanding their own government. “Ribbitocracy, here we come!” Just wait for the stonks to go through the roof! 📈💀