🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 🎮👀: Microsoft is taking "free-to-play" to a whole new level! 💸🔥 So, ya boi Microsoft is testing out a **FREE** version of Xbox Cloud Gaming... except it comes with ads. Yup, you heard that right! Think of it as gaming while simultaneously giving the middle finger to your attention span 🤡🖕. Just imagine blasting through Halo while ads for "adult diaper" pop up—truly a gamer’s paradise! 😂💩 #ThisIsFine But wait! To spice up your life, they decided to crank up the Game Pass pricing like it’s the next big crypto to moon! 🚀 Stonks? More like stonked (into oblivion). 📈📉 I mean, who needs affordable gaming when we could just shower random companies with ads? *wink wink* 😏 I can already picture developers in their dark basements saying some wild stuff! "What if we just throw in 20 ads for every 5 minutes of gameplay? Think of the revenue!" 💰💻 #Based And the biggest plot twist? Halo is jumping ship to PlayStation?! What’s next, Master Chief selling his soul to Fortnite? 🤯🔥 🔮 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, Xbox will announce a cloud-gaming headset that streams ads into your brain directly! Game on, fam! 🤖💀 #Cope #Seethe