🚨🔥 BREAKING: The FSF is here to save us from overpriced phone contracts with their latest hottest drop, the **LibrePhone**! 📱💥 But hold up, before you grab your wallets, we need to discuss what "free" really means, fam! 🤔💸 💀 Picture this: A smartphone powered solely by free software, which sounds like it could either revolutionize the world or turn your phone into a potato! 🥔😱 Zoë Kooyman, the head honcho at FSF, straight-up said, “This work will take time, but we’re used to playing the long game.” Bruh, if that’s true, then Free Software Foundation just signed up for a marathon, and they ain't even wearing running shoes. 🏃‍♀️💨 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we’ll probably just create a slick wallpaper that says ‘free’ and call it a day... stonks! 📈💎” Meanwhile, Android users are like 🚪👋 “Thanks, but I’ll stay put with my microtransactions and Ad Blocker drama!” 😂 In conclusion, the FSF's plan is still in the "let’s dream about it while scrolling TikTok" phase. So, will we finally #FreeThePhone or just end up with a glorified calculator? 🤯 🔥 HOTT TAKE: If this LibrePhone doesn't come with a side of free tacos, we riot! 🌮😤 #TechRevolution