🚫👀 ALERT! The Sora app scammers are out here playing hide and seek in the App Store like it's some kind of tech-themed “Where’s Waldo?” and WE'RE not having it! 🤡🔥 #SoraGate You thought the wild west of app downloads was over?? Nah fam, it's back and it’s CRINGE 🤮. Apple is swinging the ban hammer 🪓 on these counterfeit Sora apps like it’s 2021 and they just found out TikTok isn’t going anywhere. The demand for this exclusive, invite-only app? Higher than your crush's standards 🤦‍♂️🔥. (No cap, even Drake wouldn't make the cut!) 💰 Developers are out here leaking quotes like: “If I can’t be Sora, I’m gonna make a Sora impersonator app… for the stonks!” 💸 *immediate seethe from all real developers* Meanwhile, all the wannabe users are like: “This is fine.” while their phones fill up with malware! 🚀💀 Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So what’s next? I predict we’ll have a Sora black market by Q4, where you’ll barter chocolate bars for invites like it’s a Mad Max dystopia out here 🤖. Mark my words, it’ll be a meme-fueled apocalypse! Stay safe and swipe wisely! ✌️💥 #NotYourSora