🚨🍏🍎 BREAKING NEWS 🍎🍏: *Foxconn Plays Musical Engineers for iPhones, No One’s Dancing!* 💃😱 So, Foxconn just hit the NERD ALERT button and recalled about 300 Chinese engineers faster than you can say "Stonks!" 📉🚫 They’re swapping out the mainland crew for Taiwanese peeps like it’s a real-life game of *Among Us*—who’s sus? 🤔🕵️‍♂️ Here’s the tea ☕: *Bloomberg* reports this is not a fluke, but the SECOND time they've done this in just a few months! Like, is this an iPhone factory or a reality show? *Foxconn’s Got Talent*?? 🔥🤡 Some imaginary engineer quoted (100% legit, trust me): *“I was literally explaining how to fix the iPhone camera when they said, ‘Nah fam, we need a team with better vibes.’”* 😵‍💫💀 This whole thing feels like one big "This is fine" meme while the iPhone assembly line burns down 🔥, AND we’re not even halfway through the drama! SO HERE’S THE REAL TEA: Next thing you know, Foxconn’s going to outsource to Martians just to dodge labor laws. 🤖👽 It’s a multi-planetary hustle now, fr fr. 🚀💰 Place your bets on who gets recalled next! 🚀💰 #TechDrama #FoxconnFollies