🚨🔧 CORDED? CORDLESS? WHO CARES? It’s time to whip out your SWORD (screwdriver), fam! ⚔️🔩💥 This ain’t your grandma’s toolset; we’re talking about ZDNet dropping 🔥 recommendations for the ULTIMATE cordless screwdriver. Yep, that’s right, it’s like the Swiss Army knife of power tools—if it was equipped with a PhD in HANDY🙌💪. So here’s the tea ☕️: ZDNet is up in the testing lab like 🧪 “Let’s see what makes this baby go BZZZ!” 🤖 They’re deep-diving into reviews like it’s a Reddit thread postmortem! And when they recommend, you know it’s not some chump change! 💰💸 “My favorite cordless screwdriver handles ANY task, even the one where I pretend I can fix my love life,” said some imaginary developer, probably. Just remember, “Cordless” is not a personality trait, people. 🤡 But lowkey, who needs a screwdriver when you can just send a text to your dad 😅📱? 🔥 Prediction time: NEXT YEAR, the world will ditch all tools altogether and hire holographic handymen instead. Yeah, I said it! 🤯💥🌌 #BlowYourMinds #ScrewdriverStonks