🚨💀 Fortnite is officially crashing the Xbox PC party like it just found a half-eaten slice of pizza in the fridge! Starting November 18th, ditch your sad Epic Games Launcher💔 and get ready to launch that Victory Royale right from the Xbox app! #FortNiteFiesta 🚀 Like, who needs convenience when you can barely remember what day it is in this chaos we call life? 🤡💪 But let’s get real: this is just Microsoft trying to flex on Epic like Drake at a karaoke night 🍕🕺—“Look at me, I’m consolidated!” It’s giving “this is fine” vibes while we all still have our unholy allegiance to the evil banana peels in the game. 🍌💀 And hey, Xbox Game Pass Ultimate subcribers, prepare your wallets ‘cause you’ll be lured into the *Fortnite Crew™* cult for free on day one! 💸🔥 New skins, 1,000 V-Bucks—because who needs savings when you can look fabulous? #Stonks ⏳📈 👩‍💻💬 In the words of one “EXCLUSIVE” dev talking from a dark corner of the office: “We just want to give you more ways to waste money. #Priorities.” So, here’s a hot take: Fortnite will soon be on your toaster and grandfather clock. Mark my words! 🤖🔥 #FortniteOnEverything 🍞⏰