🎮💸 **BREAKING NEWS:** Fortnite creators can now sell in-game items! You thought this was just a Battle Royale? Nah fam, welcome to the 💀 Metaverse Marketplace, where kids will start selling “rare” skins with 0% utility for the price of a small sandwich! 🥪💰 Epic just dropped this news like a hot mixtape 🔥: starting in December, your favorite island creators can slap price tags on their pixelated dreams and you're gonna buy it. For real, who wouldn’t want to spend their allowance on neon pink pickaxes that literally do nothing? 🤡🤣 The deal is kinda spicy though—50% of V-Bucks earnings go to creators, which is basically Epic saying, “We want stonks to go brrrr 😤,” but from Dec to 2026, it’s an *insane* 100% for an undisclosed amount of time. Someone’s gonna have an “I can’t believe it’s not butter” moment when they see how Epic is *still* pocketing that cash. 🤑 Leaked quote from a dev: “We just want players to have fun while we siphon their wallets clean. More V-Bucks, more problems.” 😵‍💫💀 Ultimately, it’s just another way for Epic to keep your wallet open wider than a Chug Jug during a 1v1. 🤯 So, get ready. My hot take? Prepare for a Fortnite vending machine in your local supermarket by 2025, selling V-Bucks like it’s candy. 🍬🚀🤑 #EpicLaLaLand #FortniteMarketplace