🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Google just dropped a security feature so spicy, it might as well be served with a side of fries! 🍟🔥 So, you ever lose your password and feel like your life is over? 👀 Well, NOW you can ask a friend to bail you out! Yup, you heard me right, we’re calling this one “Recovery Contacts” because apparently “Frenemies Who Don’t Leave You Hanging” was too long. 🤡📱 Imagine you’re locked out of your account faster than a Zoom call that’s been hijacked by a cat. 🐱💻 But WAIT! *ring ring* - it’s Terry from accounting (can’t believe I still have his number) verifying you're not just some sad password-less loser. 🤣 🚀 Developers are out here like: "Yo, I just wanted to build a security feature, but now I’m basically a life coach for social interactions." *leaked quote from a Googler*: “If I wanted to manage friendships, I would've gone back to middle school.” 😂💔 But fr fr, this is just Google flexing their ‘iCare’ muscles while low-key asking us to find trustworthy humans in a world of keyboard warriors. 🥴 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 5 years, we'll have “Account Recovery Olympics” where users compete to see who can schmooze their friend the best to regain access to their embarrassing old MySpace account. Stonks? 💰📈💀